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Friday, July 28, 2023

Limeraiku

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There once was a man from Crete, who got limericks and haiku to meet He said it was mad And also quite sad to try the unlikely feat
Sunday, December 05, 2021

The cup of tea

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The cup of tea I left beside the bed is cold. It was too hot when I first put it to my lips; it stung me with the lash of adolescent rage, a...
Saturday, March 07, 2020

Four poems

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1 The poet's not talking bout something that needs explanation The poem is the explanation It's the best they could do I have...
Thursday, February 13, 2020

William Howard: Bach, Schubert and Skempton, Kings Place review – piano is not my forte

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Let’s try a little piano recital again. I thought I’d try and make use out of Kings Place, seeing as I’m there all the time, and they ha...
Friday, January 31, 2020

Jerry Sadowitz, the Betsey Trotwood review – extremely versa-bile

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A thinly attended (he had apparently reservations for the whole place but without taking money, so only half the people turned up) warmu...
Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker review – death becomes them

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The swirl of reviews and is up, opinions swooping and swarming, crashing into each other, firing their laser vigour out into the deepest gal...
Thursday, October 24, 2019

Joker review – origins of specious

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About half way through Joker I wondered what I would say if someone asked me what I thought of the film. “It doesn’t matter what I thin...
Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Visions in Meditation, Sarah Davachi, Philip Jeck, Darkstar, Union Chapel review

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  Philip Jeck This happened in October, but I forgot to press go on this until today It was a strange one at the Union Chapel, ...

May's poem

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Your face to the mace You may grimace You’ll be a-maced following when Thou mayst read Of Mace and Men
Monday, January 22, 2018

What do all these new emojis mean?

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 I am smiling  I am smiling but I am also tired  I am still smiling despite being so tired that i am crying  I am a dog  I am...
Thursday, June 29, 2017

Simon Armitage, Tabernacle review – not a review

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This is not going to be a review. Nor am I, though it did briefly occur to me, going to do it in a Simon Armitage-like poem, thereby making ...
Thursday, June 08, 2017

Prison: From the Inside – transcript excerpts

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I suffer from mental health problems I have to take antidepressants and antipsychotics Because it's just I used to self-harm, and it...
Thursday, March 16, 2017

Scottee: Bravado, Camden People's Theatre review – Blimey, Scottee, fucking hell

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I first came across Scottee in Edinburgh 2010 I think. I wrote in this blog at the time that he was unquestionably a star, immensely likeab...
Friday, February 24, 2017

Leroy Hutson, Union Chapel review – sweet but short

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Back on more familiar ground for me, with soul legend Leroy Hutson in town. A cult name on the rare groove scene of the late 80s and early 9...
Thursday, February 23, 2017

Maurizio Pollini, RFH review

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If you ever, as I once did, discover a love for Chopin's piano pieces, you will inevitably find yourself listening to Maurizio Pollini. ...
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criticalbill
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