I am smiling
I am smiling but I am also tired
I am still smiling despite being so tired that i am crying
I am a dog
I am a winking dog
I am a winking dog that doesn't understand what winking is
what do all these new emojis mean?
i have no idea, but i'm cool with that
ugh i just hate them so much why did they have to complicate it
There is a bead of sweat on my brow
Now it is on the other side of my brow
It seems to be stuck around my nose
Phew got rid of that one .. oh no another has appeared!
this is just what life is now
i am blowing a kiss
i was blowing a trumpet but I've just dropped it
I am still blowing the trumpet despite the fact that my grade 5 exam is now ruined
I am blowing the examiner to get my certificate
what is all this trans stuff?
Christ i'm sorry i asked
i'll never open my mouth again
my cat is sweet
my cat he laughs
my cat he laughs and cries at the same time. Is that normal?
my cat has stabbed his eyes out with a heart-shaped cookie cutter
my cat has doubts about you
you are boring my cat
my cat is about to puke on you
my cat is bored of whole idea
my cat wants you to stop talking about it
I have painted my head blue as part of a stag weekend prank that has gone wrong
I think the paint is leaking into my brain
I am now on the wall of the National Gallery in Oslo
I have taken some great acid
It is suddenly going badly
why are you dressed like that?
please tell me
OMFG
